Old Mother Hubbard

Old Mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get her poor dog a bone, when she got there the cupboard was bare and so the poor dog had none.

She went to the baker's to buy him some bread but when she came back the poor dog was dead.

She went to the joiner's to buy him a coffin but when she came back the poor dog was laughing.

She took a clean dish to get him some tripe but when she came back he was smoking a pipe.

She went to the fishmonger's to buy him some fish but when she came back he was licking the dish.

She went to the alehouse to get him some beer but when she came back the dog sat in a chair.

she went to the tavern for white wine and red but when she came back the dog stood on his head.

She went to the hatter's to buy him a hat but when she came back he was feeding the cat.

She went to the barber's to buy him a wig but when she came back he was dancing a jig.

She went to the fruiter's to buy him some fruit but when she came back he was playing the flute.

She went to the tailor's to buy him a coat but when she came back he was riding a goat.

She went to the cobbler's to buy him some shoes but when she came back he was reading the news.