A Bad Case of Sneezes

A BAD CASE OF SNEEZES
- by Bruce Lansky

Last night I had the sneezes.
I was really very ill.
My mother called the doctor
who prescribed a purple pill.

At eight o�clock I went to bed.
My mom turned out the light.
I used up one whole box of Kleenex
sneezing through the night.

I sneezed my brains out in my bed.
I didn�t get much rest.
So that�s the reason, teacher,
that I flunked the spelling test.