Nobody told the cook

Fanny the farm dog was friends with Collie, the dog that lived on the next farm. When she heard that her master was having his friends for dinner that night she invited collie to come and share the left-overs with her. Collie ate nothing all day to leave plenty of room. When he got there he stood in the kitchen, wagging his tail with pleasure. But the cook didn't like dogs in his kitchen, so what do you think he did? He picked Collie up and threw him out of the window!

Poor Collie ran home with his tail between his legs feeling very hungry - and Fanny felt ashamed.