The stupid generals

No mater how many times they fought them, the mouse Army was always being beaten by the weasel Army. "We need some good generals felt tremendously proud of themselves. "We must look big and important so everyone knows we're the leaders," they said to each other.

They dressed up in smart uniforms, and found big helmets with large horns on top.

It made no difference. As usual, the weasels won easily. The mice dived into their holes as fast as they could. But the horns on the generals" helmets were bigger than their holes, so the weasels gobbled them up.