What an ass an ass is!

Why don't we go hunting together," said a lion to a do a donkey one fine morning . "I'm strong and you're fast, so we'll make a good team." The donkey thought this was a wonderful idea, and they caught more food than the donkey had ever seen before. At the end of the day the lion looked at the big heap. "We'll divide this into three lots," he said. "I get the first because I'm the king of animals, and that's only fair. That leaves two, so as your partner I'll take the second lot. And you must give me the third one as well to show how grateful you are to me for not eating you up."