Punny Love: Valentine's Day Jokes for Kids

Funny Valentine's Day Jokes

Food-tastic Fun:

• What did the donut say to his crush?
  "Donut you find me hole-y irresistible?"
• What did the banana say to his Valentine?
  "You peel my heart!"
• Why did the pizza get nervous on Valentine's Day?
  Because he knew he was cheesy!
• What did the grape say to the other grape on Valentine's Day?
  "I think I'm in!"

Animal Antics:

• What did the octopus say to his Valentine?
  "I want to hold you hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand-in-hand!"
• What did the bee say to his crush?
  "I'm bee-witched by you!"

  

• What did the owl say to his Valentine?
  "Owl always love you!"
• What did the panda say to his Valentine?
  "I'm pawsitively smitten with you!"

Classroom Chuckles:

• Why did the teacher get detention on Valentine's Day?
  Because she was caught passing out "hall" passes to all her students!
• What did the pencil say to the eraser on Valentine's Day?
  "You're always there to pick me up when I make a mistake!"
• What do you call a group of kids writing Valentine's Day cards?
  A pen-palship!
• What did the math book say to the geometry book on Valentine's Day?
  "I love you from all my angles!"

Silly Sentences:

• What kind of flowers do snails give their loved ones?
  Shelliflowers!
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Valentine's Day?
  Pouch potato!
• What do you call a bear with no Valentine?
  Unbearable!
• Why did the scarecrow win an award on Valentine's Day?
  Because he was outstanding in his field!

Riddle Me This:

• What has one head, one foot, and four legs?
  A bed you haven't made for your Valentine! (Silly, not mean!)
• What do you call a lazy kangaroo on Valentine's Day?
  Pouch potato!
• What do you call a fish with no eyes?
  Fsh! (Perfect for writing on a Valentine's card!)

Knock, Knock:

• Knock knock. Who's there?
  Donut.
  Donut who?
  Donut you find me hole-y irresistible?
• Knock knock. Who's there?
  Pizza.
  Pizza who?
  Pizza my heart!
• Knock knock. Who's there?
  Bee.
  Bee who?
  Bee mine, Valentine!

Techie Twist:

• What did the keyboard say to the function key on Valentine's Day?
  "You're my Ctrl+Alt+Del-ight!"
• What did the computer say to the internet on Valentine's Day?
  "I'm byte-ing wifi you!"
• What did the app say to the phone on Valentine's Day?
  "There's no app for the way I feel about you!"

Bookworm Banter:

• What did the library book say to his crush?
  "I'm overdue for a date with you!"
• What did the dictionary say to the thesaurus on Valentine's Day?
  "You're my word-perfect match!"
• What did the history book say to the science book on Valentine's Day?
  "You're the chemistry to my equation!"

Have fun spreading the laughter!