What is yellow , smooth and very dangerous?
•Shark-infested custard.

What part of a car causes the most accidents?
•The nut behind the wheel.

Why do you comb your hair before going to bed?
•To make a good impression on the pillow.

Two girls were born in the same hospital on the same day. They have the same father and mother, but they are not twins. How can you explain this?
•They are two of a set of triplets.

What is the difference between a cat and a comma?
•A cat has claws at the end of its paws, a comma has a pause at the end of its clause.

What 7-letter name has only 3 letters?
•Barbara.

If you pull it, it's a cane; if you push it, it's a tent. What is it?
•An umbrella.

What is the difference between a hungry man and a greedy man?
•One longs to eat and the other eats too long.

What would you call the small rivers that flow into the Nile?
•Juveniles.

What is the difference between a coat and a baby?
•One you wear, the other you were.

There were 99 people on a boat. It turned over. How many were left?
•66.

Once upon a time there lived a king. Set before him were three glasses. Two of them were filled with water. The other one was empty. What was the king's name?
•Phillip(fill up) the Third.